WHO WAS IT that just stole that piece of toad-in-the-hole?
Who’s been eating? I’d just popped out for a second
And reckoned my absence merely fleeting.
Come hither and sit. Let us fathom it.
Well now… I’d say it looks that whilst feeding the chooks one of you two was sly.
So WHO WAS IT?! And WHY?
Mmm… No reply. OK, let’s try… Pointed finger, squinted eye…
OH, MY! One head goes down and one stays high!
What fun it is that dogs can’t lie!
In order to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment blame has not been clearly indicated as one of these dogs is a guest in my house whilst her owners are away.
I call this piece ‘Yeah Daisy, You May Well Hang Your Head In Shame’.